These are gonna go great on my Impala!

Is this some internet meme we missed out on? Why would a grandma be digging around a scrapyard for gigantic rims? And why only one? Is she the world’s pimpinest geriatric unicyclist? Look out y’all, granny got game…

"My girlfriend's pretty, I swear. Just not when she smiles."

Like vampires, bed bugs and certain types of bacteria, the couple’s Facebook profile pose will never die. That said, if you’re going to put your significant other in your photo, you probably shouldn’t pick a photo where their face is all blurry, right? What kind of message does that send? Either 1) you’re dating a ghost, or 2) your girlfriend is a real hose beast. Both prospects are bleak.

It's called FACEbook, amiright?!?!

WOAH THERE, back up lady!

So you switched your Facebook profile to the new timeline profile layout, but instead of choosing some cool, artistic picture for the large background photo, you just slapped a GIGANTIC pic of your face, which is slightly reminiscent of that painting The Scream — you know, the one where the person is going insane and grabbing their head?

And then your smaller photo is mostly some dude? Well timeline is good for one thing, we guess — double profile photo fails.

"No, you get out." "No, you get out"

This is a pretty advanced baby. Not only does it have a Facebook account, but it also knows how to photo shop ironic pictures with catchy sayings. It also has a really great death gaze. All around win.

Don't you just wanna be my friend?

If your profile picture is public, you probably shouldn’t wear a creepy clown mask and flip off the entire internet. It’s going to be pretty awkward when your mom tries to add you as a friend, angsty teen clown guy.

And what the hell is with the Michael Jordan headband?